The sole purpose of systemd is to make Linux as bad or worse than Windows(tm).

Not wishing harm to Poettering but a court order banning him from using computers or at least from participating in open source software development would seem appropriate.

From 1970 to 2010 the Unix philosophy was "do one thing and do it well". Thanks to Lennart Poettering we now have one daemon which aims to do everything and fails badly at every single task. It's like NASA's infamous experiment with spiders on drugs...

Wikipedia agrees: "Lennart Poettering is a German software engineer working for Microsoft and the original author of PulseAudio, Avahi and systemd."