Djinn: One wish. Me: World peace. Djinn: Done. Me: What’d you do? Djinn: *tosses a map* Me: Looks... normal? Djinn: Zoom in on the Middle East. Me: Palestine! And Ukraine? Djinn: *tosses a newspaper* "Poroshenko sweeps election, signs peace pact with Russia." Me: What about India and Pakistan? Djinn: No Mumbai attacks, no border clashes. Namaste. Peace. Me: And Iran? Djinn: Abandoned it's nuclear program, it's a popular tourist destination now. Me: Korea? Djinn: Reunited, DMZ’s a theme park now. Me: How’d you pull this off? Djinn: Israel’s gone. No more sowing discord. Me: Wow!